This wasn’t even my favorite part of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s “Celebrity Jeopardy” appearance. Each contestant had a category named after them - “Lakers” about lakes for Jabbar, “The Five” about groups of 5 for a pundit on the political show called “The Five” and one fitting some ugly CNBC douchebag. Every time Kareem had control (usually because no one had the right answer), he would return to “Lakers” until the category was finished, meaning he either really trusted his knowledge about lakes or kept thinking the topic would turn to the LA Lakers. But none of that reminds us of sex, just enjoy my recording.